Thursday, January 12, 2006

airline etiquette

Peeves about flying in economy class:

1. The arm rest between seats is a demilitarized zone, do not put your elbow on it, we are all uncomfortable during the flight, but I really don't appreciate your elbow digging into my arm

2. Use the head rest thingys that keep your head from listing onto your neighbor's shoulders, I don't like your drool, nor the smell of it

3. Please use deoderant, breath freshener, and have come onto the plane fresh from a bath or shower. Six hours with your vampire-killing garlic breath can exacerberate nausea during turbulence

4. Please try to time your bathroom, get-up and stretch breaks so that you do not have to wake someone up to get out of your seat.

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