an ode

to my favorite beverage, the martini!!! Some have scoffed at me when I mentioned getting ridiculously drunk off of cosmopolitans and sour apple martini's. To them anything less than the classic or vodka martini was not really worth the wide cone shaped glass it came in. Well I discovered I make flat-on-your-back sour apple martini's. I don't let it sit in the ice ... I swirl just to chill the vodka and schnapps ... and then I pour and hand to some lucky friend a green bomb in a glass.