prudes

So tomorrow is my sister's birthday and in celebration she decided my mom and I are heading to Ceiba for lunch (as it is restaurant week). If I get the chance, I'll scope out the restaurant reviews before going, for a clue for what I must order and what I should not. So I'm reading the Washingtonpost reader's comments and I realize DC is full of prudes:

"you must try the Shrimp C***tail, but beware"

"asking for a c***tail menu is a criminal"

"excellent c***tails,"

I looked at Ceiba's spirits menu and there is no "c***tail."
Say it with me COCKtails, yes COCK!
Enough juvenile humor for now.